What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:26
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Experimental cholesterol pill cuts heart attack risk with 'convenient' once-daily dose - AOL.com
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
share office space ...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Can I fix a fridge leak myself, or should I call a pro?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Can you list every album you have ever listened to?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!